Thanks to Steve for this gem from Baha’i Studies:
In order to advance to an A cluster a certain number of people must complete a few of the courses. Since I don’t really learn anything or enjoy Ruhi I was wondering if there is some way one can ‘do’ a course without going in a course with others. Would I be able to do it in my own time and write my answers in the book and then get it checked off by a tutor? That way I could do it quicker rather than prolonging the agony.
Oh the agony! I hear you David. I hear you. As Steve points out there is a way to do the Ruhi courses online. You can fill in the empty spaces, pull down the TRUE/FALSE menus and voila! (don’t forget to hit submit) You’re that one step closer to being a Sector A or B or whatever the heck they’ve cooked up now.
I’m sure this is exactly what Baha’u'llah had in mind when He wrote His mystical writings and asked us to immerse ourselves in the ocean of His Revelation… I’m sure He meant fill in the blank type questions which even a lobotomized rhesus monkey would find boring.
[eyeroll]
You know, as a commentator on the state of the Baha’i community, I work very hard at my satire. So it is damned infuriating when they do all the work for me. I just feel cheated. You know?
[kicks a pebble]
Sheesh…

The community finally reached Sector A++ level
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