Monthly Archive for April, 2005

Habemus Rottweiler…er Papam

After choosing the new Pope, the Cardinals filed past in single file and kneeled before Ratzinger. But then again, this was just formalizing a state of affairs which has existed for the past 20 or so years.

Much will be made of Ratzinger, or Benedict XVI, and his past. His youthful and naive indiscretion of belonging briefly to the infamous Hitler Youth has already been publicly exposed. But a much more alarming history will need to be glossed over. And indeed, the spin doctors have already began to work furiously.

Ratzinger was the Dean of the College of Cardinals but he held another much more important office. He was the head of the ‘Congregation for the Docrine of Faith’ – the institution which was entrusted with the responsability and authority to maintain doctrinal orthodoxy and protect the Catholic Church. Ratzinger was the head of this institution for 24 years. But before he came onto the scene – much earlier in fact – it was known by another name: the Holy Office of the Inquisition.

While occupuying this important position, Ratzinger held true to the legacy of his predecessors. Although he didn’t resort to thumbscrews and burnings at the stake, Ratzinger still got his way and anyone who disagreed with him was bullied into silence or excommunicated.

He was a polarizing figure. One who was most at ease in combat and debate – using his highly sharpened skills of rhetoric to plow through opponents. In his now infamous essay, “Dominus Iesus” he set out in no uncertain terms his belief that the only true path was the Catholic Church. In it, he also assailed the pluralism and moderation that so many other Cardinals had embraced. He also railed against what he called “cafeteria Catholics” who chose to use birth-control and homosexuals whom he said were an “intrinsic, moral evil”.

Ratzinger was, plainly put, the enforcer of the Vatican. While Pope John Paul II went around in public looking as soft and pink as a puppy, he was behind the curtains ripping apart anyone who strayed from ‘doctrine’. During his years as the enforcer, he gained a nickname which he no doubt accepted with pride; that of ‘God’s Rottweiler’. It was given to him quite deservingly as he worked diligently to bully, browbeat, and pressure any and all internal sources of pluralism and liberalism. He used all the tools at his disposal: financial incentives (both given and taken away), appointing or moving around high ranking clergy, and threatening ex-communication (as well as carrying it out on several occasions). He was also the pointman when it came for the Vatican to defuse the sex abuse scandal that rocked the Catholic Church. Not surprisingly, his response was to viciously attack the victims and the media on charges of sensationalism and exaggeration.

On his watch the voices of dissent, liberalism and pluralism either retreated into self-imposed silence, capitulated into accepting Ratzinger’s position or were excommunicated. Yet his actions shook up the Catholic Church and left it divided and many times at odds with itself.

I find it a bit tragic that someone so extremist and close-minded is now occupying such an important position. And yet, I’m not surprised at all by this turn of events. It has been my experience that the persons who gain higher and higher offices, those who are either appointed or elected to positions of authority, usually tend to have rather aggressive personalities and a somewhat extremist bent.

You simply do not find someone who is meek and gentle (those that pause to make sure that everyone has their say in a meeting, for example) going up the ladder, as it were – other than the Unitarian Jihadists, that is. Instead, it is almost always the person whose forceful character steamrolls over other’s and bullies them into either silence or reluctant acceptance of their position – if for nothing other than to just keep the peace and unity of the group. I’ve personally seen this in many organizations. And unfortunately the Baha’i administration is no exception.

The ascent and past of Ratzinger is all to familiar because it parallels the ascent and past of ITC members and Counsellors who see their duty the ‘protection’ of the Faith. I’m not sure by what feats of logic they convince themselves that they can hold such a position or to keep secret files on individual Baha’is. But somehow they do. And not surprisingly it is these same individuals who are becoming members of the Universal House of Justice.

I also see many parallels between the voices in the Catholic Church that Ratzinger worked so hard to silence, and the marginalized voices within the Baha’i Faith. Perhaps there is a lesson we can learn here.

Informational Asymmetries

Something that economists love to analyze and play around with are informational asymmetries. They want to know everything about them. What gave rise to them, how they are maintained, how it affects markets and decision making, etc. You yourself have tonnes of experience with informational asymmetry. Well, you do but probably didn’t call it that. I mean not being an economist you probably have better things to do than go around labelling things with funny names.Remember that time you wanted to buy a car? Yup, that was informational asymmetry. What about that time you were set up with that disasterous blind date? Yes, that too. And what about the time you went to the dentist to get your wisdom teeth pulled? Yes, you guessed it. That was informational asymmetry also.So what is it exactly? It’s any situation where everyone involved doesn’t have the same quantity and quality of relevant information. Two guys even wrote a rather boring (unless you are into economic and econometrics) paper on this and got a Nobel prize for their trouble. Go figure.So when you went to buy a car, the dealer knew exactly how much it cost her and exactly how much she would be making. She also knew some other things like that a colleague of hers in a nearby city was selling the same make and model for $1000 less. But those things, as you can understand, she chose to convey to you only through the unspoken action of smiling in your direction.

In the blind date, you knew in the first few seconds that things were not going to work out because of your date’s bad manners or bad breath (or both). But the other person necessarily didn’t know this. They are even now totally confused why you didn’t call back.

And the dentist? When he recommended that you needed to pull out your wisdom teeth he probably didn’t mention that you really didn’t because there was a very good chance your jaw could accomodate the new arrivals. You, of course, didn’t know this as you weren’t the one who studied dentristry.

But what does this have to do with the Baha’i Faith? Well, a lot it seems. The more I think about informational asymmetry, the more I see it as something plaguing the Baha’i community today. Let me run through some things which are real challenges within the Faith right now and you’ll see that they are totally related to this phenomena.

PRE-PUBLICATION REVIEW:
Any noetic work from a Baha’i must go before a ‘review board’ before it is published, or otherwise made available to the public. This process was enacted by Abdu’l-Baha and continued by Shoghi Effendi. Its noteworthy that they both maintained that it was a temporary measure. Today it is simply an anachronism. But then again there simply is no better way to create informational asymmetries and assure they are maintained than to simply filter the creation and dissemination of ideas.

MANAGEMENT OF BAHA’I FUNDS:
This is a rather strange example because asymmetry seems to increase the higher you go up. The vast majority of local communities are very transparent when it comes to the Baha’i funds. Reports are made on time and are available at Feast. And if you miss Feast, your friendly neighborhood Treasurer can clue you in easily. As you go up to the National level, it gets a bit murky. Reports aren’t available on time (I guess it takes time to prepare it) and they are vague. What’s more, it is a very rare to spot a balance sheet anywhere. All you get are stale and vague numbers for the income statement. Going further up – where worldwide decisions are made – you get pitch black. The cloak of secrecy at the UHJ/ITC is simply not penetrated. Ever. No financial statements (either balance sheet or income statements) are ever released and any queries are returned either totally unanswered or with a vague and general response which is devoid of any significance.

FILES ON INDIVIDUALS:
Most Baha’is don’t have a clue that the UHJ/ITC forces Counsellors, ABMs and Assistants to ABMs to create and maintain files on individual Baha’is. To me this is very creepy and KGB like for any organization, nevermind a religion which espouses the lofty ideals of the Baha’i Faith. But however unsavory, this practice finds a place on this list because Baha’is are not informed that there is a ‘file’ on them and two, they are not informed as to the contents of that ‘file’. Coupled with the lack of due process, this guarantees that any mistakes, lies, misrepresentations, half-truths, exaggerations are not corrected; thereby increasing informational asymmetry.

ADMINISTRATIVE SECRECY:
I would be the first to insist that there are many things that pass by an assembly meeting which should be kept strictly confidential and yes, totally secret. Common sense tells me that matters involving personal and intimate details of an individual’s life – such as marriage, divorce, disputes, etc. – should be kept confidential. However, I’m uneasy when a blanket confidentiality is extended to all matters discussed in an assembly and no minutes are released (even filtered to remove the personal information I mentioned above and time delayed). I believe it is the right and responsability of everyone in the community to know that which affects them collectively and to be involved. Being shut out only increases informational asymmetry.

RESEARCH & SOURCE MATERIAL: There are literally thousands of documents in the Baha’i Archives in Haifa (as well as the Afnan Library in the UK and the US Archives and elsewhere) that are kept behind lock and key. Only those scholars vetted by the UHJ/ITC (basically those that agree to all its policies and have never objected to anything they have every written or said) are allowed access to them. Usually the red herring is trotted out that the Baha’i World Centre needs time to translate them into English. Although I don’t doubt this, it doesn’t mean that they can’t scan them and put them up on the web so that all scholars have access to such valuable documents. Why is the BWC acting like a cantankerous Amish farmer, if not to create and maintain informational asymmetry?

LACK OF DUE PROCESS: There are tonnes of examples here. Where to begin? I’ll use Alison’s expulsion, as a convenient example. Even after so many years, it still remains a mystery why she was expelled. The UHJ/ITC has not communicated to her, the NSA of NZ or to anyone else the reason(s) why she was treated as she was. Oh sure, there has been much speculation by many but we simply don’t know why the UHJ/ITC made the decision. That’s because there was and is a complete lack of due process. Due process is of course one of the mortal enemies of informational asymmetry.

Along with this example, we can consider the generally vague and imprecise manner in which the Administration communicates with Baha’is. Either no information is provided or if any if forthcoming, it is vague and devoid of any precise meaning. As an example, consider that when the LA class met with Nelson (a member of the NSA of the US) they asked him why the NSA was levelling charges of ‘partisanship’ against them. They asked him to back up this allegation. All they received from Nelson was that the terms used by the NSA would become ‘clear upon reflection’. This is a very clever way of creating informational asymmetry because the person is acting coyishly like ‘an expert’ and the onus is shifted on to the questioner. It isn’t the job of the ‘expert’ to provide an answer, the questioner must reflect and find it themselves.

CENSORSHIP: Here I’m referring to the closing down of informal discussion venues and medium (as opposed to individual works such as papers and books which is covered by the ‘pre-publication review’). Obvious examples are: Dialogue, Talisman (I) and the LA class of the 70′s and early 80′s. As well as the concerted effort to block the creation of talk.religion.bahai (in order to keep Baha’i discussions on Usenet under the heavyhanded moderation of soc.religion.bahai). Another example is the monopolistic control over national Baha’i magazines. These monthly publications, which are strictly steered by the respective NSAs, only publish saccharine articles rather than reflecting the reality most Baha’is experience. In short there is no ‘freedom of the press’. Except for the internet. But I estimate that less than 1% of Baha’is uses this medium (either because they have been scared off by the AO and/or because they simply don’t have access to it).

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Looking through that list above its rather obvious that one common thread runs through them all. They all are either creating or perpetuating informational asymmetry. And if you know anything about informational asymmetry, then you know that that is not a good thing.

The Case of Ms.Kazemi

As Baha’is we sometimes forget that the brutality of the Iranian regime is not restricted to just us. They punish equally all perceived or real threats to their powerbase.

So it was with Zahra Kazemi, an Iranian born, Canadian citizen. She was in Iran on July 2003, working as a photo-journalist for a Montreal publication when she was taken into custody by Iranian authorities. Later it became known that she had been arrested because she was taking pictures of a prison. It also became public, after some time, that she had died while in custody.

The versions of how she went from a healthy, very much alive journalist to a very bruised and dead corpse differ. In response to demands of the Canadian government for an inquiry, the IRI put together a kangaroo court and its ‘official’ finding was that while under arrest, Ms. Kazemi had gone on a hunger strike; which reduced her blood sugar; which in turn caused her to faint and fall down; which resulted in her knocking her head on the floor and dying as a result of a brain hemorrhage.

Meanwhile, those that don’t believe in the stories of the IRI (the Easter bunny, Santa Claus and other evil concoctions) held a different version. One that was much more gruesome and tragic. One that involved the flagrant violation of international law and human rights.

All we and the family of Ms. Kazemi received from the IRI were repeated tellings of their version and a hurried funeral in Iran. The Iranian regime denied all of the family’s request to have the body flown back to Canada. They also said that since the court finding was final, no one would be punished for what had happened.

Up until a few weeks ago, the world didn’t have real proof for either version. But that was before Dr. Shahran Azam and his wife fled Iran with the sole aim of bearing witness to the truth of this case. Dr. Azam, you see was the emergency doctor in charge of the emergency ward the night that the badly beaten and bruised body of Ms. Kazemi was wheeled in from Evin prison.

The testimony that he gave the world – once safely out of Iran – was chilling and graphic. Through his testimony we now know that Ms. Kazemi was not only beaten but she was systematically tortured and brutally raped repeatedly. Her body simply gave up after taking about a week of such punishment.

The IRI for its part, true to form, is denying that such a doctor even exists. They are also denying the new request of the Canadian government, for a forensic examination, claiming that no examination by a panel of experts is called for. The judicial finding, they again assert, is final and binding.

What really breaks my heart is seeing the family of Ms. Kazemi being forced to fight on two fronts – one the corrupt and vile IRI and the second the limp and weak Canadian government. Its time that the Canadian government grew a backbone and actually stood up for its citizens and human rights around the world. To date, all that Canada has done has been to pull its ambassador from Tehran (and then put in another one a few months later) and to emit a lot of empty rhetoric.

Meanwhile the mullah’s go right on entering and exiting Canada, using it as their playground as well as a platform to launder and invest vast sums of money they have looted from the Iranian people.

Here’s what I would do if I were in charge (each would follow one month’s grace period to gauge a reaction from the IRI):

  1. Pull out the Ambassador of Canada from Iran
  2. Expell the Iranian Ambassador from Canada
  3. Sever all official ties (go through a third party like the Swiss)
  4. Severly restrict Iranian travel to Canada (impose a visa fee of $50,000/person)
  5. Cut economic ties with Iran (cancel contracts, use tarriffs on imports from Iran and impose a total creeping embargo)
  6. Freeze IRI assets within Canada and (bank accounts, real estate, etc.)
  7. Freeze assets held by persons tied to the Iranian government
  8. Confiscate both
  9. Turn over these assets (est. $3 Billion) to a Victim’s Fund
  10. Use the money from the Victim’s Fund to take the IRI to International Court
  11. Use the money to compensate Ms. Kazemi’s family and other victims (& families)
  12. Use UN influence to put pressure on Iran’s human rights violations

I think you have to ratchet up the pressure and I think you have to hit them where it hurts. Realistically, mullah’s care about one thing: money. Always have. Always will. So until you hurt them there, you don’t really even have their attention.

Of course, it doesn’t help that I’m not the person in charge of things over in Canada and neither does it help that those that are, are now embroiled in a huge scandal and utterly distracted from the Kazmi case.

If I’m allowed a digression from the main point…the scandal which is distracting them, in case you haven’t heard, is about something which happened a while time ago when Canada was going through a referendum which risked splitting the country apart (Quebec, a predominantly French province wanted to separate from the rest of the English speaking part). It turns out that during the 1995 Quebec referendum, the then ruling party (which happens to be the Liberals and the same ruling party as now) hired some advertising agencies and promotional agencies to help sell the “Yes” side – the side that wanted to keep things whole.

These government contracts where rather large. And they were given to persons who were long time allies of the Liberal party. Nothing surprising there, really. But it goes one step further. Not only were these contracts given to cronies; they had to give kickbacks to those who were awarding the contracts. As they say, power corrupts. And it seems that Liberal power corrupts liberally.

The only reason that the public found out about these shenanigans is that a very hard working and astute public figure with a thankless job – the Auditor General – found some transactions rather fishy and simply would not let the matter rest.

Makes you think a little doesn’t it? I mean if it weren’t for the Auditor General we probably wouldn’t be any wiser about this corruption. It makes me think also what sort of things an ‘Auditor General’ may find fishy in the Baha’i Funds. That is if we had an Auditor General in the Baha’i Faith. But that’s a whole different ball of wax.

LA Study Class Newsletter [#20]

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My Notes:

This newsletter has a general introduction to the Persian Baha’i community of Tehran, which at its time was the largest congregation of Baha’is. The community that is being described below is sadly not there anymore. As a result of the 1979 revolution, the Baha’is were literally scattered to the four winds. At least those who were lucky enough to get out. Those who stayed and are still there have endured great hardships. Only within the past few years have the Baha’is seen a slight thaw and been able to live in some semblance of tranquility. My heart goes out to them because they are living in perhaps the most corrupt, decadent and morally bankrupt society on the face of the earth.

I also wanted to make an observation about Persian Baha’i women. In the words of the Baha’i reporting below, they were not at the forefront of the feminism movement any more. In fact, from what I’ve personally seen, Persian women (those who are born in, grow up and live in Iran) are even more chauvinistic than the males. Perhaps it is due to living in such close proximity to Muslims and their male centered culture. Or perhaps it is something else. But whenever I see it, I am truly baffled. I mean, I always expected to see such women fighting even harder for rights and equality but instead I see them perpetuating pretty much the same culture they were brought up in.

Also worth pointing out is the rather shrewd manner in which the Baha’is at that time skirted the intent of an Iranian law – which was to prevent them from publishing – and only respected the letter of that law. Doing so, as you can guess, allowed them to publish with total freedom.

If this is your first newsletter, you might also want to read the introduction to the LA study class, here.

On with the 70′s class . . .

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“World’s First Tow-Away
Erogenous Zone.”
November, 1977 – Study Class Report- Vol. II, No. 15

American Baha’is frequently regard Persian Baha’is with something amount to near awe. It is commonly assumed in the American Baha’i Community that Persian Baha’is are more “spiritually developed” than their American counterparts. Peggy Caton, a UCLA graduate student who recently spent three years in Iran working on her doctoral dissertation, reported to our study class on conditions in modern Iran and the character of the Baha’i community there. Here is a summary of what she said:

ORGANIZATION: In Tehran, there are an estimated 50,000 adult Baha’is, although the figures vary, and some reports put the number closer to 80,000. In terms of Baha’i administration, the city is divided into 11 districts, each with its own Baha’i Center. In district 4, where Ms. Caton lived, there were 13 separate Feasts. A central Feast committee drew up the same agenda for each Feast in the city, specifying the devotions to be read and even choosing topics for consultation. The listed topics for consultation could be supplemented with other issues at local Feasts.

Although infants were seldom brought to the Feast, children age 5 and younger did attend and invariably remained quiet, sometimes perching as long as two hours on chairs without showing signs of restlessness. “Food is very important over there,” Ms. Caton reported, reeling off a list of seeds, fruits, candies and other delicacies that invariably formed a part of Feast. “At Feast, it was always a contest to see who would have the best refreshments,” she recalled, saying heaping platters of food of all kinds were commonplace until one of the Feast committees cracked down, ending a practice of one-upsmanship among those hosting the Feasts.

Iran remains an overwhelmingly Muslim nation and the influence of Islam can be seen in the Persian Baha’i Community. For example, on Baha’i Holy Days such as the Martyrdom of the Bab or the Ascencion of Baha’u'llah, many Baha’is will not play music during the day – a holdover from Islamic culture which considers music taboo on such solemn occasions. Often Baha’i women, again following Islamic custom, wear only black garments during the observances.

There is a wide variety of Baha’i cultural and social activities offered in the Tehran community. Special meetings for all ages and interest groups are common, especially on Thursday nights, (Thursday night in Iran is the equivalent of Saturday night in America. In Islamic nations, Friday is the sabbath day, as Sunday is in Christian culture.) Often, meetings are held to hear reports from travel teachers to the nation’s provincial areas.

Baha’i childhood education is stressed in the Tehran community. Baha’i children, beginning at age 6, are regularly enrolled in a “Lessons in Character” couse which parallels their regular schooling and proceeds, grade by grade, until the children are 18. This special schooling emphasizes rote study of the Baha’i scriptures.

One other area of intense activity is in the realm of archival material. Ms. Caton reported that the archives of the Tehran Baha’i Community include many of the Writings of the Bab and Baha’u'llah which have yet to be collated, translated or made available to the community at large.

The dedication lavished on securing archival material and historic objects was illustrated by one story Ms. Caton told. It happened that one of the swords of Mulla Husayn (which is now on display in the International Archives Building in Haifa, Israel) formerly was owned by a family of rich and powerful Muslims. Every year, during an Islamic observance of the Martyrdom of the Imam Husayn, the sword was carried on a pillow in the procession, as visible proof of the triumph of Islam over Baha’i.

The Baha’is were determined to obtain possession of the sword because of its significance to the early history of the Babi Faith. As it happened with the passage of time, members of the family that owned the sword began dying off one by one. A certain Baha’i was assigned the task of authenticating the weapon and somehow obtaining it. He became friendly with the owner of the sword and, after years of effort, was permitted to examine the blade. After verifying that it did belong to Mulla Husayn, he began a series of long, complex negotiations with the owner. In the end, the Baha’is got the sword, but only after years of intense, personal effort.

PERSECUTIONS: The general status of the Baha’i Faith in Iran has improved since the last century, when the heads of Babis were sometimes exchanged as gifts. Even so, “any Baha’i who goes into the provinces has got his life on the line,” Ms. Caton said. There has been a recent revival of persecutions in Iran which corresponds to an increase in Baha’i activities in the provincial areas. For example, earlier this year, Ruhu’llah Taymuri-Muqudam, 37, a Baha’i pioneer who spent 20 years in Fazil Abad, a remote village, was stabbed and hacked to death by an assassin hired by Muslim fanatics in the area. His sister and mother were seriously injured in the assault.

The Baha’i Community also faces what it perceives as another persistent danger – the secret penetration into the ranks of the believers by members of a fanatical Islamic group known as the Muslim Brotherhood. Members of this group like to enroll in the Faith or worm their way into firesides and disrupt the proceedings with hostile questions. Another favorite trick of Brotherhood members is to discover the location of firesides, stake them out and, after the meetings end, threaten any non-Baha’is who have attended the gatherings. Baha’is who drive to Feasts and other celebrations at well-known Baha’i Centers are careful to park their cars a few blocks away. It is common for the tires of cars parked outside or near Baha’i Centers to be slashed. The harassment by the Muslim Brotherhood has led the Baha’is to take elaborate enrollment precautions to prevent outbursts and disruptions.

Enemies of the Faith often spread the rumor that Shah Muhammad Reza Pahlavi is influenced by the Baha’is – if he is not a Baha’i himself. In general, the Baha’is have a reputation for supporting the Shah and his government. The revolutionary underground, which occasionally unleashes terrorist attacks in the capital, considers the Baha’is to be “shah lovers” and hardcore reactionaries who would be fair game for persecution in a revolutionary takeover of the government.

But despite being the object of contempt from the Muslims and splinter group revolutionaries, rumors that Baha’is live a prevarious existence surrounded by hatred are exaggerated, Ms. Caton reported. She noted that successful teaching trips are routinely undertaken to reach the country’s ethnic minorities, the Kurds, Turkemens, Lors, and those who live in Iran’s semi-isolated mountain regions. These groups have not been infected by the virus of anti-Baha’i propaganda and are quite receptive to the message of Baha’u'llah, she said.

There is also an active Baha’i publishing trust in Tehran which operates in relative safety, due to a quirk in Irani law. The Baha’i Faith is forbidden to publish materials, but publication is legally defined as “typesetting.” However, throught the use of offset and mimeograph techniques, this provision is circumvented and Baha’i material can be distributed.

SOCIAL MORES: Baha’is no longer represent the progressive element in the feminist movement in Iran. Baha’i women’s classes stress a home-and-motherhood role for females, usually offering topics which relating to cooking or child raising. Iran also suffers from a class stratification problem and this lack of communication and interaction among the upper, middle and lower classes is reflected, to some extent, in the Baha’i community. Wealthier Baha’is tend to be more influenced by European or American customs. Sometimes thsi influence produces a climate in which the richer Baha’is have little or nothing to do with their poorer co-religionists. The Western trend to secularization has resulted in the children from all classes of Baha’i families, especially the wealthy, often drifting away from the Faith.

NEXT CLASS: The next study class will be held on Sunday, November 27, at 2 pm at the home of Anthony Lee [Ed. personal home address and phone number follows]. Mr. Vahid Rafati will be speaking on “The Tablets of Abdu’l-Baha in the American National Archives.” Mr. Rafati has read over 1,600 tablets of Abdu’l-Baha in the original Persian and Arabic during work in the American archives. He will summarize his findings in this class. We may also be able to convince him to give another class on the concept of infallibility in the Baha’i Faith. He has written a paper in Persian on this subject for publication.

THIRD ANNUAL MEETING OF CANADIAN ASSOCIATION: The third annual meeting of the Canadian Association for Studies on the Baha’i Faith will be held in Surrey, BC. The meeting, held at Rosemary Heights, 3690 152nd St. (near the Vancouver Airport), begins Friday afternoon December 30, and continues through Sunday afternoon January 1, 1978. The program will include submitted papers, invited presentation, and art show “The Spiritual Quest of the Artist.” For more information on the program write the Canadian Association for Studies on the Baha’i Faith, c/o the Baha’i National Centre, 7200 Leslie Street, Thornhill, Ontario, L3T 2A1. A registration form appears below and can be mailed with $5.00 registration fee to Jame Goldstone [Ed. personal home address follows].

AGE OF MIRACLES DEPT.: The survival of the LSA of Hermosa Beach, California, is assured. Recovering from a bleak low of five adults at the end of summer, we’re now up to 10 adults and a few youth as well. For those among you who might have said prayers for us, we offer our gratitude. For those of you who surveyed the dismal situation and predicted, “You’ll never get this community off the ground.” we have this message: “Nyaah! Nyaah! Nyaah!”
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[Ed. registration form follows]

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