They have the 12 days of Christmas… we have the 12 days of Ridvan!
Get out there and enjoy them. Especially day 1, 9 and 12 (pssst! they’re holy days so you don’t have to work)
The entrance to the Ridvan garden.
On the first day of Ridvan my true love gave to me… Ruhi book #8 made from the pulp of a pear treeeee
On the ninth day of Ridvan my true love gave to me… 9 UHJ members legislating (infallibly - of course!), 8 book publishing boycotts, 7 LSA members a leapin’, 6 Assistants to the ABM a prayin’, 5 letters of unenrollment, 4 triumphant Ridvan messages, 3 plates of ta-deeg, 2 counselling Counsellors, and a Ruhi book #8 made from the pulp of a pear treeeee
On the twelfth day of Ridvan my true love gave to me… 12 “friendly” visits by the ABM for protection, 11 new temple construction announcements, 10 requests for “further sacrificial donations to the Fund”, 9 UHJ members legislating (infallibly - of course!), 8 book publishing boycotts, 7 LSA members a leapin’, 6 Assistants to the ABM a prayin’, 5 letters of unenrollment, 4 triumphant Ridvan messages, 3 plates of ta-deeg, 2 counselling Counsellors, and a Ruhi book #8 made from the pulp of a pear treeeee
On a more serious note, check this out if you want to know about the history of the original Garden of Ridvan.
Hilarious!
Although, the LSA members should (infallibly speaking) be “a leapin’”.
Alison
fixed!