While some people think they are Baha’is and are told that they, in fact, are not, others are Baha’is and simply don’t know it. Therefore, as a public service, here are some helpful clues that you may actually be a Baha’i:
You might be a Bahá’í…
- …if you’ve been divorced and still need your mommy and daddy’s permission to get married again.
- …if a movie star offers you a night of passion and your response is “Um … can I investigate your character?”
- …if you get more excited by LSA than LSD.
- …if the only smoke you envision when you hear the phrase “joint feast” is from overdone tadiq.
- …if you think March Madness is the result of extreme hunger.
- …if you see “Some Assembly Required” written on a box and you think it came from a place that needs homefront pioneering.
- …if you overhear your friends discussing ‘the ITC’s new IPG with Ruhi to be an A-Cluster’, and actually understand what they are talking about.
- …if you see a real estate billboard that says “Fully Detached Community” and you drive on saying “We’re not needed here”.
- …if it’s the Ides of March and your stomach growls and you answer the pager on your belt.
- …if your idea of the perfect family vacation is to wait for ten years, climb a mountain on foot where there are no casinos, no golf or tennis, you have to stay quiet, stand in line, cannot take pictures, visit a lot of gravesites, and at the end of ten days they kick you out of the country.
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An alternate - albeit more formal method - you may already be a Baha’i
Those are hilarious! And all true. Especially the last one about 9 day pilgrimage. Really funny
Anyway, I’m a Baha’i…randomly found a few other Bahai’s by searching all the blogs, and I didn’t even expect to find any! Any other links to other Baha’is blogs would be brilliant 
Love & peace xx
Thanks for dropping by. I’m glad you enjoyed it.
If you’d like more links to Baha’i blogs, try the Cormorant Baker. Steve has put together a nice variety of Baha’i blogs.
Enjoy.
Hey Baquia,
Put some comics up from Baha’i Comics - http://www.kdkfactory.com/fm/
Ana, sometimes the best Baha’i comics are ones which aren’t “Baha’i” at all.
My list of blog entries automatically updates itself and folks are welcome to use it in an iframe or wrapper on their blog or webpage.
http://bahaisonline.net/blogentries.php
I’ve also got a script that works reasonably well to create a large array of AO-speak mission statements. Like this:
Statement no. 26:
It is our responsibility to systematically integrate global collective endeavours and also coherently learn unifying clusters and continue to energetically split infinitives of effective collaboration and idea-sharing to gain an understanding of the dynamics of human resource development.